I think next year for Christmas, I am getting my kids nothing they have asked for and everything they didn't ask for. Jill is so confident that she is getting that Nintendo DS she wanted that she has been telling everyone that is what she got for Christmas. When they ask how she knows, she simply says, "Because I asked for it."
Next year, I am getting her a Spiderman doll. Or coal.
At least Emmi will be surprised. This Christmas thing really has her stumped.
"It's my Happy Birthday?" No, Emmi. No, it is not.
"I get present?" Uh. Yes. Santa? Chimney? Sack of toys? Any of this ringing a bell?
A look of understanding will finally cross her face at which point she will make antlers out of her hands, and shout, "REINDEER," upon hearing the words "Santa" and "bell" used in the same sentence.