Friday, November 7, 2008

I'm all official and such.

My license expired. Last year. I really meant to go get it renewed. Many helpful people told me how I could renew online, and I could even change my address, too. Except. Well. I needed to changed my last name. Because, apparently, getting divorced SIX years ago didn't leave me with enough time to get that name change done. Today, I finally made it to the DMV.

I called Tiffany first to consult her over my choice of shirts and hairstyles. Afterall, this picture will be with me everyday until March of 2014....okay let's be real, more like 2016. I tried my hair up. I tried my hair down. I finally settled on some messy waves.

I waited my turn, and then "Ma'am stand on the yellow line." I smiled. The light flashed, blinding me.

"I hope you got a good picture of me," I joked. Sort of.

The woman behind the counter laughed. "GIRL! The lady that just walked out of here had eyes lookin' two different ways! Don't be talkin' to me about yo' picture!"

So. Well. In comparison....

6 comments:

Malskey said...

My drivers license picture actually looks pretty good... Hmmm...

Startling, I know ;)

Sheri said...

LMAO

I am so not happy with my bloated pregnant face in my pic. That's what I get for waiting. I am going to have to "lose" mine next year and insist on going in person to replace it instead of the online thing. :P

The Lil Bee said...

You are completely f'ing hysterical with your So Fresh So Clean dishwasher...had to come over for more. LOVE!

zakary said...

I hope you got a good picture too. I have bloated pregnant face in my license as well. Not good.

That Chick Over There said...

ROFL!

When I moved back to TN after living in NC for like 5 years, they said they would use the picture I had taken the last time I had a drivers license picture taken.

Which was 1992. When I was sixteen.

Um. No.

Sheri said...

Oh, and I just had to say--
Good job! You be gettin' catched up. :D