Dogs love fish food. But fish don't eat dog food.

One of our dogs has a bad habit of grabbing things off the countertop. We never catch her doing it, but we know which naughty dog is responsible. Anyway, she is particularly fond of the fish food. Many times she has eaten the whole container of fish food. I do mean food inside plus most of the container. She loves to eat the fish food. Problem is, that leaves the poor fish without food. And? This last time Kenny and I kept forgetting to by the fish food. We could not go any longer, even though it was late and we were tired and we just wanted to veg in front of the TV. Instead, we went to CVS for fish food.

After looking around and not seeing any fish food, Kenny goes to the girl at the check out counter. "Do you have any fish food?"

She looks at him. She thinks. "Uh. No. But we have dog and cat food."

"Uh, I am pretty sure my fish won't eat that."

Well, Kenny. I just don't know why. After all, the dog did eat the fish food. Maybe fish really like Pedigree, even if one kibble is bigger than them.