Listen, jcrew, Abercrombie, Hollister and World Market. I get it. You are confused. I usually shop online with wild abandon. I hit up your stores like there is no tomorrow. I find cute things, and I just get them.
But. I have no J.O.B. Even the Starbucks runs have been outlawed. My head hurts from lack of caffeine, and frankly I just can't handle you jamming up my inbox with all of your buy this, get that, these are nice.
So lay off. I have no money. I can't buy your shit. Quit sending me stuff to make me feel bad.