I like to outdo people. A lot. You do something. I will do it better. I like it that way. I am competitive.
My friend got a cyst on her ovary. I got SEVEN. The. Pain. Is. Unreal.
Pain pills do nothing. Except make me drool. And ask Kenny if I forgot to get dressed while sitting on the couch fully clothed.
Next time, I am not going to be so damn competitive.