apparently needs to loose weight.
Yesterday, CNBC (or one of those news channels that Kenny watches.....really, what was wrong with MTV?!) aired a segment on Santa's image. Apparently, there is a big push for a "healthier" Santa image. As in slimmer. As in forget the damn cookies, leave Santa some carrots too. Seriously? First he can't say, "Ho, ho, ho," now he needs to loose weight?
Look people, I hate to tell you this, but it ain't Santa's fault that so many children are obese. Santa didn't pack their school lunch. Santa didn't choose their after school activities. Santa didn't make sure there were healthy snacks at home. So don't blame Santa.
And quite frankly, I don't think any kid walks around saying, "Man that Santa is one hot guy. I want to grow up, have a huge freakin' belly, and wear fur. Cause then I would be hot too."