Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Things I Will Keep In Mind.
I have two newly engaged friends. I am happy for them. Really. Or at least for one of them. The other is driving me nuts. There should be a deadline for how long you can call to talk about your engagement and wedding. After that expiration date, I don't want to hear about it. I got it already. You have a ring on your finger. And there will be a wedding. One in which you didn't ask me to be a part of. So really, I don't give two shits whether or not your bridesmaids wear tangerine. Nor do I care that the flowers arrangements are not quite what you imagined. That is what your bridesmaids are for. Call them. They will pretend to care.