Now, Tiffany, I am going to give you a dollar if you can tell me what the picture below is. Actually, everyone can play. But, Tiffany is going to win. Here are the hints.
Clue Number 1: The teacher sent no fucking note home, so I found out about this GD project at 5pm the day before it was due.....this should be familiar.
Clue Number 2: First Grade at BlahdeBlah School (like I am telling you all where my kid goes to school....but Tiffany knows. Her kid went there in first grade.)
Clue Number 3: This very same project years ago elicited a panicked phone call from you to me, in which you needed green wrapping paper and I laughed hysterically. By the way, I am very, very sorry for laughing at you in your time of need of green wrapping paper. I now understand the importance of it all. I myself, needed green, sparkly felt.