1. My throat has been sore for two weeks. Allergies. No, really. But nothing is helping.
2. I miss Dr. Pepper. It is hard to decide what is worse. Migraines or lack of Dr. Pepper.
3. Fucking iTunes no longer burns cds. And their online help? Is no help. They tried to blame my computer. Right. Three computers just magically broke on the same day. I had to download a program to convert all of my songs from iTunes format to wmv, and then burn discs in windows media player. It takes FOREVER to burn cds. And it took me like a week to figure out how to do that.
4. My bangs won't grow out fast enough. It is driving me crazy. And this in between hair? Looks like mommy hair. That mommy, driving a suburban, and living in a middle class, gated community. Oh wait.
5. How come my kids can operate a Blackberry, a video ipod, a computer, a dvd player, and are the only ones who know the unlock code to the DVR, but the CAN'T FLUSH THE TOILET?