Tuesday, April 8, 2008

It's Payback, Bitch.

My ex-husband called to give me yet another lame excuse as to why he hasn't paid child support this month. Or um, EVER.

In retaliation, I put Jill on the phone.

For two hours straight she has been teaching him Hannah Montana songs. And fussing at him for not having a good singing voice.

I might let her stay up late tonight, you know, if she needs some extra time to get in a Jonas Brothers song or two.

6 comments:

That Chick Over There said...

Loltastic!

Allie said...

Does she know the song that doesn't end? She really should learn it if she doesn't.

K and T said...

That is the best torture ever... My seesters are obsessed with hannah montana, and one of them is TWENTY!!.... sigh....

Lee

Tricia said...

I was in the car the other day, happily singing along to the radio...then I find out...it is MILEY CYRUS. NO! First she took over my TV, now my radio!

But damn, that song is catchy.

David said...

Whenever I feel pain, blue, sad, mad, I read your blog!
Girl you kill me.
David

Decorno said...

Oooooh non-paying ex-spouses leave me steaming mad.

I am sorry to be nosey, but do you plan to garnish his wages?