Sunday, August 3, 2008

Chicken jokes.

What I am about to say is wrong. Very wrong. Because someone died. But I just couldn't resist.

Everyday when I sign on to my computer, I check the local news. It always something tragic or depressing. But still. I read it all. Today, I found this article.

HOUSTON -- A man was killed when he tried to cross a freeway on foot, KPRC Local 2 reported.
Houston police said a driver hit the man as he tried to cross the northbound lanes of the North Freeway near Quitman Street at about 12:30 a.m. Sunday.
Police have not said why the man was trying to cross the road.

Ooooo. Oooooo. I know! I know! To get to the other side. Obviously.

7 comments:

Allie Bear said...

What is it with stupid people in Houston trying to cross freeways?

One time I was driving with my mom and there was a black man, dressed all in black, crossing an underpass with no lights, at night. I got so pissed because we almost hit him and there's no recovering from hitting a person with your car. That would mess me up for the rest of my life, all because the idiot wasn't thinking.

Hetha said...

That writer totally set that up...

Poor guy must have been drunk. Why else would you be doing that at that time?

I am Trish Marie said...

Kenny hit a homeless man in Austin. Going 40mph. Never saw him. Never braked. Well, not until the guy flew over his car. He was still driving that car when we started dating, and there was still a dent in the side from it!

Sheri said...

WTF is up with all these people trying to cross the freeway here and getting killed? This has to be the 10th one this year. Come on people!

Tiffany said...

I think you should send your conclusion into the writer. He needs to know WHY!

Mommy Leah said...

That was so wrong ... yet so right.
:)

Rachel Lee Broussard said...

thats a good one. i read it out loud to John and laughed hard. he loves crul hummor!